I, on a contrary haven’t tried - well except my regular exercise (nor am I not obsessing about getting slimmer).
So last weekend, I was doing an monthly inventory of the goodies I’m receiving from various brands, and it’s quite fun – fun coz I’m having these goodies for free, and yes I save a lot of my personal finances for buying what I want. And yet, sometimes it’s quite tedious to monitor these goodies and update my inventory list. But anyway, at least I have something to do.
I got this quite interesting goodie – the White Glo whitening toothpaste, which will help users to “crave-away” your appetite.
Sounds interesting, right?
Yes, it is…. And also hilarious.
So just like any other locally brand whitening toothpaste, White Glo also promises users to have a whiter-and-shiner teeth, and also helps to suppress your uncontrollable appetite and reduce food cravings.
WTF is this?!
It’s like chewing these mixture of raw nuts and unknown berries!
This White Glo Whitening and Appetite Control Toothpaste has three main ingredients that helps to suppress your appetite:
*Nux Vomica – This is commonly used as a natural remedy for many different symptoms and disorders, this comes from an evergreen tree which is native to China, East India, Thailand and Australia. Some believes that nux vomica has anti-inflammatory properties, and contains powerful antioxidants. Its flowers are also believed to have antibacterial properties.
* Fucus Vesiculosus – also known as bladderwrack, this is a type of seaweed. This contains varying amount of iodine, which is used to prevent or treat some thyroid disorders. This also contains align, which can act as a laxative to help the stool pass through the bowels.
* Garcinia Quaesita – this subtropical fruit is a native to Indonesia. It produces a pumpkin-shaped fruit that is said to be known in Asia as a fruit that has an ability to suppress appetite. It says that when garcinia blocks the enzyme, citrate lyase, it prevents the conversion of carbohydrate to stored fat. Instead, it encourages the burning of carbohydrates to generate energy immediately.
It seems that everyone are getting obsessed of getting slimmer… you are already size 2 and still you want to be size-lower. And I was like “not unless your bones can shrink then you do.”
I do understand that some are getting stressed-out to stay slim and still fit on those dresses you’ve been stored in your wardrobe for years, but I have to say it is more important to be healthy.
If you are also one who will try everything to get slimmer, maybe you could also try this toothpaste.
Certainly not for me. It doesn’t work on me.
Maybe it helps me to clean my teeth and have a fresher breath, but to lose appetite and suppress food cravings? Geez this is a complete joke!
If you are still insisting, you can get this funny toothpaste at Watsons Stores nationwide.