"See? Told you smoking was bad for you."
"Don't worry, I have an Olympic gold in the 20m beer crawl. Or I would have, if I hadn't been drunk."
"It's actually pink. This is just a drench dye."
"That's SoHo recall, Mr. Quaid."
"I thought I would, until he failed the Tasui Wah Test."
"Don't be fooled. He's just a lai seeker."
"You are such a hotpot despot."
"I'd come over more if it wasn't such a walkup workout every time. Where's the beer?"
"It's Winston's Third Law: For every smartphone, there is an equal and opposite smartphone."